If you are what you eat...

...then homophobes should stay the hell away from roast duck and roast goose. They're just some of the many animals that practice homosexuality.

So much for the "but homosexuality ain't NACHURAL" argument. I mean really, if you're against unnatural things, then why use an airplane? It's not natural for humans to fly! Or drive. Or wear make up, or dye your hair with artificial colouring, or eat food with artificial preservatives.

Just because it's different, doesn't always mean it's wrong. If, as a child, you rejected everything that was different, you'd still be breast feeding. And wearing nappies, because toilets are loud and scary and NEW and DIFFERENT.  (ew)

If it doesn't harm anyone, and it's between two consenting adults, who gives a flying fuck?